Spoof news snippets from Monday 4 June 2007
Gay Man Sues God For Making Him Gay
"My Lawyer tells me I have a good case and I'm going to fight the big man all the way," squeaks Province Town, MA resident, Jasko Cucumber.
Man Gives Birth to Duck
"Definitely a true story," proclaims North Korean press.
Iranian Minister Calls for 'Temporary' Marriages to Fulfill Sexual Desires
Amazing what a little 'temporary' insanity can do!
Dyslexic Judge takes Sierra Leone Civil War case
Prominent librarian indicted for war crimes
Spam King Soloway out of Business
Partners of shy men with small penises call for day of mourning.
The Return of the Iron Curtain
"We only took it down to wash it" - Putin