Spoof news snippets from Thursday 28 June 2007
Paris Hilton Claims She Found God In Prison
God, however, stated quite adamantly that He wouldn't be caught dead there!
Most Bikers Are Fat and Stupid
Bad diet and no exercise blamed
Pensioner Has A Stroke On Packed Bus
Friend also tries, but driver pushes her hand away
Egg Man Suffers Horrific Head Injuries Following Fall
Could not be saved despite best efforts of all the Kings Horses and all the Kings Men
Paris Hilton Elated At Prison Release
I remind her: "You're still ugly and have no tits though.."
Paris Hilton Gives Larry King Emotional Interview
"Prison was so like, what-evvveeerrr!"