Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 26 June 2007
Cheney Finally Tops 50% in Poll!
50.999% would prefer a Cheney speech over hanging.
48.001% would take the hanging.
01.000% undecided . . .
Speel chekers destryd buy komputer virus
allll writtn worcks kontain mispelyt wrods
Bush To Enter Monastary
Says, "Ain't that where they keep the money?"
Bush & Queen Are Brother & Sister
Queen says privately, "He's still a complete dick!"