Spoof news snippets from Monday 25 June 2007
Paris Hilton's Wireless Prison Phone Calls...
...give a whole new meaning to the term CELL phones!
Bored By Orchestra
Man scared of Dog
Media bored to death
Secretary loses Roy Pearson's Favourite Biro
Judge Pearson is seeking $100 million in damages. $99 million is for the "emotional distress" caused by losing his favourite $1 biro. Case to be heard in Cloud Cuckoo Land.
Rotten To The Core
Settlement of the trading name dispute between computer maker Apple and the Beatles' Apple Corp have been thrown into doubt by a new entrant in the battle. The International Apple Growers Association claim their sole rights to the name were established in the Garden of Eden by Adam and Eve.