Spoof news snippets from Saturday 23 June 2007
U.S. DHS raises terror level over new Bruce Willis movie
Fears millions of Muslim teenagers will try to duplicate the realistic hacker stunts in "Die Hard 4.0" movie. "If enough of them gang up, they could remotely destroy America by computer," DHS undersecretary Greg Garcia was quoted as saying...
John McClane named U.S. cybersecurity czar
The living legend, played by Bruce Willis in "Die Hard" movies, will replace disgraced DHS undersecretary Greg Garcia, who resigned after his policies failed to stop hackers from destroying America...
Wettest June For Years
June Rivers, 18, speaks out after swimming the English Channel.