Spoof news snippets from Thursday 21 June 2007
Pinocchio the New CEO of OJ Lie Detectors inc.
"He's got an immaculate track record in our industry," advised his spokesman, Moomintroll.
Salman Rushdie Voted Celebrity Most Pakistanis Would Like to Meet
"I'm going to hold a big party to celebrate and invite all my friends!" confided legendary blasphemer, Rushdie.
Man Survives Bobcat Attack by Choking Animal to Death
Stand-up comic Goldthwaite lost it when heckler pushed him over the edge.
Like a Car Wash, Butt...
A major company has a prototype toilet that comes with positional reclining seat and footrest, foldout newspaper rack, a soft touch "rear wash massage panel" and a selection of scents to choose from. They include baby powder, new ass smell, and the most picked during testing; wild cherry.