Spoof news snippets from Saturday 2 June 2007
Kevorkian To Open 'Preemptive' Clinic For Corrupt Bastards
Clinic will recruit clients with bribes and payoffs. "Those cheap bastards will sell out for almost nothing." says Kevorkian.
Kate Moss to launch new food range
Its being billed as "Fat Free, Guilt Free, Taste Free", and thats just its owner.