Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 12 June 2007
Hey, George W., What Time Is It?
President Bush has watch stolen from his wrist as he greets Albanians. Guess they're telling him it's time to go back home?!
Super Mario Fined For Not Being Corgi Registered
"I'm-a-so-ashamed!" admitted the iconic Plumber.
A report published by the Association of British Windfarms has shown that 73% of British children believe that Sikhs wear turbines. A spokesman from the Council of British Turbans said he was "blown away" at the news.
Runaway "Hiccup Girl' Found Safe
Found 'hopping' along some two miles from home, turned 180 degrees, she hiccuped all the way back home.
Man Oozes Green Blood Before Surgery
But doctors go ahead and operate on Shrek anyway.