Spoof news snippets from Monday 11 June 2007
In Hollywood, even the bimbo's have bimbo impersonators.
The enemy of your enemy is your friend so the saying goes
When the enemy despises everything about you, you better keep a closer watch on your friend.
Riders Stranded Upside Down on Arkansas Roller Coaster
Terrorists hiding in the underbrush surrounding the amusement ride abandoned their plans to use such a power failure scenario to subdue would-be hostages, since most of those rescued stayed aboard, hoping it would happen again.
Man with Sausages for Arms Discovered!
"Definitely a true story," says North Korean Press.
Jodie Foster Grows Penis
"Contact" star embarassed by shock discovery while taking shower.
Tom Cruise found in Kangaroo's Pouch!
Hollywood star was only seeking refuge from world press says spokesman, Xenu Xanudu.
"Spastic" voted funniest banned word!
Guardian readers voted in their thousands to nominate the funniest word banned from official council literature. "I know it's wrong but it makes me giggle every time I say it!" commented Guardian reader, Dandelion Teascone.
Lewis Hamilton exposed as Cyborg!
"Once my personality chip gets installed I will be complete," droned the one-person party Animal, Hamilton.
Bush discusses Gay Marriage with Pope
"After many hours of discussion, we have agreed that I should be the bitch." said the proud President.