Spoof news snippets from Friday 1 June 2007
Dr. Jack Kevorkian To Buy Abortion Clinic
Just out of prison says, "After 8 years in jail, I now need to start as early as I can."
Paris Hilton's jail cell to contain extortionately over-priced minibar
"Now that's what we call justice" - say prison officers.
Bush Government Defined as "KAKISTOCRACY"
(The) "rule by the least able or least-principled of citizens, (kakistocracy) is a form of government in which the people least qualified to control the government are the people who control the government."
US Ranks Near Bottom of International 'Peace List'
The President is so angry about it he'd like to 'reach out and bomb the crap out of some country or the other'.