Spoof news snippets from Monday 9 July 2007
Bush Refuses to Pullout of Iraq
President Bush is refusing to withdraw US forces from Iraq; additionally, he plans to blow up the moon and eat a watermelon in one sitting.
Ming or Menzies?
Sir Menzies Campbell's name is pronounced "Ming", as in the game of "pinzies ponzies".
Katie Couric Doubts CBS move; Blames Chairs
Katie Couric announced today that she sometimes has serious doubts about her move to CBS, stating 'their chairs make my ass hurt'.
"Mamma Mia" - ABBA daba do
The only UK number 1 record to contain in its lyrics the title of the song which knocked it off number 1 was...Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen (lyric: "Mamma Mia")