Spoof news snippets from Thursday 5 July 2007
Gong Hits 4 Bush
In an attempt to counter his failing popularity ratings, President George W. Bush is planning a propaganda campaign to convince America that a push into Iran is necessary for democracy.
Husband of five years too embarassed to ask his wife what her name is
"I think it's Kathy or Kerry or something like that..." says area husband Michael Klein. "I'm hoping to find out by asking her to name our daughter after her when she goes into labour next week".
George Bush Called Best President EVER!
CCN - According to a writer in India, George Bush will be remembered as the best president EVER! Of course, India hasn't been affected much by Bush.