Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 4 July 2007
Sarina has God on her side
Tennis star Sarina Williams suffered a severe leg cramp destined to cost her the match when the skies opened up and an hour and a half rainstorm allowed recuperation and the win.
Hamas announces that it wants to terrorize other people
After numerous decades of attacking Israel, the Palestinian militant group Hamas has announced that it wants terrorize other people. The group neither confirmed nor denied that its decision was influenced by Israel's much publicized skirmish with Hezbollah last summer.
Ice Cream Salesman Found Dead
Popular ice cream van salesman Mr.Whippy was found dead in his van yesterday, covered in hundreds and thousands. Police believe he topped himself.