Spoof news snippets from Monday 30 July 2007
Bergman "Never Got to Finish Harry Potter Book"
The daughter of Swedish film director Ingmar Bergman, who died this weekend at age 89, said the famed director had only gotten "about halfway through" the final book of the Harry Potter series. "He'll never know how it ends," she said.
Man Watching at Home Wins 'Jeopardy' for 3,658th Straight Time
Arthur Fanbelt, 58, of Norwalk, Ohio, estimates his unachieved lifetime winnings at $17.8 million.
George 'the hairy' Bush and 'Brown-eye' Gordon Meet at Camp David
"If we only had a pair of nards between us we'd really have something!
Superstar Singer Usher Cancels Wedding
He's quoted as saying, "Hey, I didn't know I was expected to be the groom. I was planning on being just an usher."