Spoof news snippets from Saturday 28 July 2007
Arnold The Governator Gets New Sandwich
"Hey, girly-man, I have a new sandwich at Wendy's. The Baconator. Eat it or be terminated..."
Dennis Kucinich Teams Up with Ron Paul
CCN - Dennis Kucinich teamed up with Ron Paul today to form the Unity Party after both were kicked out of the parties in which they were trying to run.