Spoof news snippets from Thursday 26 July 2007
Lohan Announces Engagement to Vick
In a move that CNN, ESPN and tabloids worldwide are calling "better than Christmas," Lindsay Lohan announced that she has become engaged to disgraced NFL star Michael Vick. Lohan explained, "He knows what its like to be dogged by the media just like I am..."
George W.Bush:"I did not have sex with that woman"
After being caught in the back of his limo naked with Paris Hilton,Bush denies ever having sex with her.