Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 24 July 2007
Olympic Pole Vaulter Tired of Vaulting Poles
"Ever since the incident in 2004, my voice has been a few octacves higher... I don't know why the Olympic Commission decided to replace my talcum powder with that oil based lubricant but, I think it was a bad move."
Snoop Doggy Dog Getting Sued By Snoopy
"Look, my name is Snoopy and I'm a dog. What more evidence do you need that he stole my name? Moving the letter 'Y' does not make a new name."