Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 17 July 2007
Who Let The Dogs Out??
Grand jury indictment declares the winner: Michael Vick!!
British Explorer Becomes First Person to Swim at North Pole
Santa Claus scoffed at the claim: "What do I look like, chopped liver?!"
In Meeting With Atheists, Rep. Ellison Compares President Bush to Hitler
What possessed the congressman's appalling behavior, God only knows!