Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 10 July 2007
Senator On Whore's List
Republican says he thought it was 'More' list for bribery & payoffs
First Corrupt Bastard Convicted
Convicted Bastard asks Bush for presidential pardon.
Bottled Water Unsafe for Environment
It's been determined bottled water contributes to global warming; study finds bottles were invented by Al Gore shortly before he created the internet.
Katie Couric Bitch Slaps CBS Evening News Editor
Use of word "sputum' beyond blonde bimbo's limited vocabulary, exposes her already obvious 'ditz' factor.
Latin American men: 'Pesticides made us sterile'
Men in Latin America insist pesticides made them sterile; prior to today's claim, it was believed repetitive masturbation was to blame.