Spoof news snippets from Friday 9 February 2007
Anna Nicole's breasts to hang in the Smithsonian
The tragic centrefold's breast have been saved for the Nation after Congress approved a $10million rescue deal
Suspect held in British letter bombs
- "It is a tragic ordeal, but, unpaid postage...is unpaid postage!"
One in 150 US children suffer autism - reports
- Analysis Courtesy "Rocking Chair Sales of America"
Greyhound Buses Will Be Going from the US to the UK
Hope they can roll on water.
Bald Eagle Reveals Why He Landed on Singer's Head as She Performed Live
"The stress of being bald made me do it. I felt like she was flaunting that full head of hair."
Wade Phillips, another of the father/son coaching legacy, takes over as head coach of NFL's Cowboys
Dallas team now called the "Son of a Bum's boys."
Pelosi demands a bigger plane
Republicans offer the Spruce Goose
Vaccines: Mandate or choice?
- Gays pleased.
"Borat" Sequel is a Possibility
South Carolina frat boys are already gearing up for second appearance and second lawsuit.