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Teacher Cuts Off Noisy Kid's Tongue

- "Female classmates begin to cry inconsolably!"

written by Moose&Squirell, 28 February 2007
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Scientists Create Remote-Controlled Pigeon

- Programmed to show respect to statuary.

written by Moose&Squirell, 28 February 2007
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Wine Drinkers Live More Healthily Than Beer Drinkers: Study

- The downside is they only live half as long.

written by Moose&Squirell, 28 February 2007
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Castro Says He Feels Energetic, Stronger

- " I will live forev.....(BOINK!)"

written by Moose&Squirell, 28 February 2007
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Retarded Mice Get Smarter With Drug

- "They must have. They fooled the scientist!"

written by Moose&Squirell, 28 February 2007
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'Extreme Eating' a Big Fat Problem for U.S.

- Article in Bulimia Today, "Does This Skin Make Me Look Fat?"

written by Moose&Squirell, 28 February 2007
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Doctors Warned About Common Drugs for Pain

- "Why switch to a cheap generic brand, when Morphine gives you relief for hours and hours and hours....."

written by Moose&Squirell, 28 February 2007
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Garlic 'Does Not Cut Cholesterol'

- Report published by the Medical Vampires Association, House of Dracula in Transylvania

written by Moose&Squirell, 28 February 2007
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Juror Dismissed from "Scooter" Libby Trial

She requested early dismissal so she can start writing her book about the trial.

written by Gail Farrelly, 28 February 2007
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Two New Yorkers Plead "No Contest" in Alleged Extortion of MySpace

Claimed they thought it was TheirSpace.

written by Gail Farrelly, 28 February 2007
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