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NYC restaurant buys poisoned peanut butter

"Rats love peanut butter and we've got a rat problem," said the restaurant owner. "It just seems like a no-brainer..."

written by Robin Berger, 26 February 2007
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Virginia Lawmakers Issue Slavery Apology

- "Yeah, now that all the white people involved can't be sued because they're ALL dead."

written by Moose&Squirell, 26 February 2007
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Al Gore's Movie Wins Oscar for Best Documentary

The Hollywood crowd, tired of being pulled between presidential candidates Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, dumps them both and supports Al Gore for president.

written by Gail Farrelly, 26 February 2007
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Mirren Wins Oscar with "The Queen"

- Gay community stunned. Call her "Bitch!"

written by Moose&Squirell, 26 February 2007
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Welfare State Growing Despite Overhauls

- "Free monthly checks twice a month on a pre-loaded EBT credit card, Plus Free medical...I'll move there!"

written by Moose&Squirell, 26 February 2007
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Gore's "Inconvenient Truth" wins Oscar

- "Best Comedy in an Election Year, Produced by Fingers-Crossed Productions!"

written by Moose&Squirell, 26 February 2007
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Mass. Would Offer Cancer Vaccine Free

-"The Vatican should really stay out of the pharmaceutical industry."

written by Moose&Squirell, 26 February 2007
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Air And Space Museum Sees Fewer Visitors

- "It's not like we don't like science..it's just that there isn't anything to see."

written by Moose&Squirell, 26 February 2007
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