Spoof news snippets from Friday 23 February 2007
Bank of America Defends Immigrant Card Program
-"Financial institution wants to bring home the point that Credit card debt IS the American way!"
Michelle Wie To Critics: 'I Don't Care'
- "Yes...It's quite evident in her game!"
Beaver Spotted In New York City For First Time In 200 Years
- "Britney out of rehab once more!"
My recycling efforts....
I am taking this recycling thing serious. I have started recycling the plastic rings that hold 6-packs of beer together. This week I have kept Liverpool in electricity for the next month. Good innit.
Defense Minister Cannot Figure Out How to Use Binoculars
- "Worst case of near-sightedness ever seen"
Atheists Take on Bush's Faith-Based Funding
- Bush say, "It doesn't exist!" Agnostic's concur.
Paris Hilton Uses The "N" Word
- "Oh, you mean NIGGER?!"
Kids Shovel Down More Calories Watching TV
- "Children should switch to a healthier diet of fruits, vegetables, bread, Nuts and take away their shovels!"