Spoof news snippets from Thursday 22 February 2007
Fighting Surgeons Leave Patient In The Lurch
- "With both Doctors fighting in the hallway, Patient decides to save money by performing the lobotomy himself!"
Two Clowns Shot Dead At Circus
- Many relieved after finding out the headline was NOT about Obama & Hillery political feud.
No Need To Diet And Exercise To Lose Weight
- "Move to the MOON. Gravity 1/6 of Earth!"
Wimbledon to Pay Men and Women Equally
- "We are going with the lesser rate for both sexes & savings going to buy snacks for ball retievers."
Whole Foods Proposes Merger with Wild Oats
Was going to just sow Wild Oats but then decided to buy them instead.
Taller People Make Bigger Bucks
Elevator shoes really pay off!