Spoof news snippets from Monday 19 February 2007
Minister Resigns Over Anna Nicole Bed Pictures
- "I do not know why I am being forced out of my job! I am a Necrophiliac!...It's not like we did anything."
Japanese Scientists Grow Teeth From Single Cells
- "We were tired of eating only noodles."
Mexico Raises Troop Salaries In Drug Crackdown
- "...can't be helped. Price of drugs going up!"
Bush Links Terror War To U.S. Independence War
- "Why those damn redcoats!"
Study: Cocoa Boosts Brain
- Now available for those with flat-chested craniums.
Briton Aims To Be First Woman To Solo Both Poles
- "That's gotta hurt"
Researchers Grow Teeth in Lab Dish, Transplant Them to Mice
The better to eat you with, my dear.
Readers Complain that a Little Green Man is Popping up on The Spoof
They've been told by Mark and Paul Lowton, owners of The Spoof, to have another drink and stop whining.