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Drunk Fisherman Catches Shark With Bare Hands

- Correction...bare "HAND"

written by Moose&Squirell, 16 February 2007
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Teen Has Hiccups For Three Weeks, No Cure In Sight

- "I sure wish someone can help me soon", pleads high school teenager, Ferris Bueller.

written by Moose&Squirell, 16 February 2007
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Obama, Clinton Battle for African-American Endorsements

- NAACP: We believe it is about time we put 100% backing on a black candidate and we will do just that, as soon as one comes along.

written by Moose&Squirell, 16 February 2007
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Study: Fish Good For Pregnant Women

- Only drawback is keeping balance on boat.

written by Moose&Squirell, 16 February 2007
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Retired NBA Star Hardaway Says He Hates 'Gay People'

- "What's wrong with being melancholy"

written by Moose&Squirell, 16 February 2007
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Longevity Linked To Learning

- "I knew that high school diploma would come in handy some day"

written by Moose&Squirell, 16 February 2007
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Turtle Eaten by Golden Retriever Lives

- "Turtle not shaken. Knew all 'retievers' suffer with anorexia nervosa."

written by Moose&Squirell, 16 February 2007
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Scientists Track Fish to Understand Climate Change

- Scientist working under a $340 million grant believe, this fish has the answer. "If only we knew how to communicate with it."

written by Moose&Squirell, 16 February 2007
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Adventurer to Open Online Education Center in Antarctica

- The frozen continent will share its many secrets to: "The many ways to catch a cold."

written by Moose&Squirell, 16 February 2007
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How Severely Should a Teacher Be Punished For Showing Pornography?

- They should have their pants pulled down & spanked...slowly.

written by Moose&Squirell, 16 February 2007
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Jet Blue Strands Passengers for Hours on Planes at NY Airport

Bored passengers try to entertain themselves by singing "Am I Blue?"

written by Gail Farrelly, 16 February 2007
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Creationists Lose in Latest Science Curriculum Vote in Kansas

God is disappointed with the defeat but has told his staff, "We'll bide our time. Even THEY say it's survival of the fittest."

written by Gail Farrelly, 16 February 2007
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