Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 13 February 2007
Bush endorses Brazilians
Bush calls for all American military personnel serving overseas to sport a Brazilian. The White House has declared well trimmed pubic hair as a fundamental signal of liberty and a beacon of freedom to the hirsute and undemocratic heathens of the world.
Chronic Fatigue Syndrome Sufferers Self Centred
100 sufferers were interviewed about their condition. A leading psychologist reports "It's all ME ME ME"
Britons Ignorant About Sex, Survey Reveals
- "All this time I thought, we were scratching those hard to get at places?"
The Secret Is Out: Armitage Was the CIA Leaker
- "Pass the Depends"
Research Shows Regular Naps Help Your Heart
Cats the world over are saying, "Told you so."
Prime minister Tony Blair today announced from the steps of ten Downing street that he is totally resigned to the fact that his funny tooth will never again be colgate white.
New Lottery For Eskimos
But..you have to be Inuit to win it!!