Spoof news snippets from Monday 12 February 2007
North Korea Signs 8-Track Tape Deal with Russia
Pyongyang, North Korea - In the latest test of America's resolve, North Korean leader Kim Jong-il signed a 10 year, $25,000,000 deal with Russia to develop 8-Track tapes and tape players.
American runs away with $17,000 prosthetic leg
- Thief is said to be the 'Winner' of the three-legged races competition at the annual Hooterville County Picnic & Tractor Pull.
Britney Is A Limp Rag Doll After Sex
- Revealed model, Isaac Cohen, The rock divas most recent ex-beau. "She looses all her air. So you got to blow her up, again. Boy, are my cheeks sore!"
Australian PM Stands By Obama Attack
- Australian Prime Minister John Howard on Monday stood by his comments from a day earlier, "He is the cleanest Nigger in the wood pile!"
Chip Can Do A Trillion Calculations A Second
- and comes in "Wavy and Bar-B-Q flavored, too!
What's Killing Honeybee Colonies in the US?
Bees are in mourning for their queen bee, Anna Nicole Smith, and desperately need grief counseling.