Spoof news snippets from Saturday 10 February 2007
Top Runner for Harvard Presidency is a Woman
She's currently being frisked to make sure she's not packing mace, a knife, or a BB gun.
Study: Male Sweat May Be Women's Aphrodisiac
- "Not so!", according to Dr.Sholls
Man Saves Grandson From Large Snake
- "I had to do something. Anacondas are an endangered species."
Sister Says 'Anna Nicole Was 'Full Of Life'
- Ya Think......?!!!
Senator Barack Obama Formally Enters U.S. Presidential Race
Senator Joe Biden is staying home and busily washing his mouth out with soap, reminding himself not to repeat his misstatement about Obama.
Prince Frederic von Anhalt, Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, Says He May Be Father of Anna Nicole's Baby
Officials tell him that, even though he's royalty, he has to take a number and get in line with other "father" applicants.
Courtesy Daily Reaper Headlines:
Deceased Anna Nicole Smith's Rival, Deceased Stepson, Pierce Marshall, of Deceased Tycoon J. Howard Marshall, Dead at 67