Spoof news snippets from Saturday 8 December 2007
Archeologists in Wyoming have found what they believe to be the world's oldest Spirograph, five hundred feet down in the Fossil record.
What you lookin' at, posh bloke?, Posh bloke, what you lookin' at?' asked a toff in the mirror. He never got film quotes right, said er outdoors.
Jazz Music has now been banned from parts of Leamington Spa, because parts of the town now swing too much. 'You crazy Jazz Cats', said Major Stanley 'Toothless grin' Smith.
Strife for Writers
A writer on strike in America has hit trouble, for he is now unable to write a shopping list.