Spoof news snippets from Friday 28 December 2007
PAKISTAN: Female presidential candidate assassinated just prior to election; her opposition party crumbles
In U.S., Hillary Clinton tells Republicans: "Now, don't go getting any ideas from this, fellas!"
written by websmuggler, 28 December 2007
Osama Bin Laden wins lawsuit
Osama Bin Laden has won a lawsuit against George Bush, and now legally owns the whole of Alaska and one fifth of New York.
written by Henman, 28 December 2007