Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 26 December 2007
Taris Tilton accuses Mangelina Molie of Cheating!
Taris Tilton has accused Mangelina Molie of cheating during a breaststroke charity event. When asked about the matter, Taris replied "She used her hands, I thought this was the breaststroke!"
In a bid to crack down on Council overspends, councillors for Wimbledon Common are to sack the lovable beasties known as Wombles, from their rubbish collecting ways.