Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 19 December 2007
TV Gardener Charlie Dimmock is to retire from Television, claiming that keeping up with Alan Titchmarsh is proving too much for her.
Displaced White House Workers Get FEMA Trailers
WASHINGTON (HNN) -- Workers displaced this week by a fire at the Eisenhower Executive Office Building, including Vice President Dick Cheney, will work out of FEMA trailers until their offices can be repaired, expected some time in 2014.
Jamie Lynn Spears' Fetus Announces It's Pregnant
The 12-week old fetus of 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears announced that it is expecting twins next July. The father-to-be, reportedly a tapeworm in Jamie's digestive tract, is said to be "thrilled" by the development.
Kraft announce plant in Middle East
Dairy foods giant Kraft have unveiled plans to build the worlds largest cheese production plant in the Middle East. They will mark the event with a new selection of Middle Eastern dairy products called 'Cheeses of Nazareth'
Blitzen, Comet, Dasher Named In Steroid Report
Trainer Elf claims he injected flight enhancing hormones on numerous occasions. Santa Claus unavailable for comment..