Spoof news snippets from Friday 14 December 2007
'Love Thy Neighbour' leads Christmas ratings war
The film version of TV's smash hit 'Love Thy Neighbour' is to top ITV's Christmas schedule as the channel goes head-to-head with the BBC in the festive ratings battle. Beeb bosses have replied with the feature film of 'Mind Your Language' - the hilarious language school comedy.
The Monks of Foo King are to be sued for their noisy behaviour. A spokesman said 'These Foo King Monks are a nuisance, and they should be stopped'.