Spoof news snippets from Monday 10 December 2007
Food stuff 'I can't believe it's not Butter' has had its name changed to the more accurate 'Lump of Lard' said a spokesman for Clean Arteries are here again.
Cadburys, the Dentist's friend has launched a new range of novel foods for Christmas. Lemon Flavoured Wasps, and Salt flavoured Fruit and Nut bars will be available for a limited time over the festive season.
Said Mr McCartney, as he was told to leave the Library. No Beatles were hurt..........
Russell Brand, again
Following on from the launch of his great literary masterpiece 'My Booky Wook' Russel Brand has now taken on out of work walking carpet Chewbecca to be his Wookie Cook.