Spoof news snippets from Thursday 9 August 2007
Philosophical Axiom Found on Parchment Buried in Pyramid
"He who goes to bed with itchy buttocks wakes up with smelly fingers."
Wong Ching Lung: Hom Si Quan Not Really My Brother
It's just something we say when we need help. "Brother! They've killed Well Hung Lo!" How else do you get someone to fight to the death if they're not related to you?