Spoof news snippets from Thursday 30 August 2007
Larry Craig says: "I am not gay - not that there's anything wrong with that!"
GOP Senator admits, "Ever since 'Seinfeld' went off the air, nobody gets this joke."
Senator Larry Craig Is Not Gay!
He's just an Ordinary, Simple ****house Butt-Troller
It's official: More people now make a living off of 9/11 than died in it
"I owe my career to 9/11. Without it, I'd be nowhere." says Homeland Security chief Michael Chertoff, one of 60,000 otherwise unemployable pigs with their snouts now permanently in the federal trough.