Spoof news snippets from Thursday 23 August 2007
Fiddler crabs now rapping
Fiddler crabs on the east coast have laid down their fiddles and have started rapping. The United Crab Union stated" We were just sick of fiddlin'"
Boy Suspended for Drawing a Gun in School
When asked the reason for the suspension, school officials drew a blank.
Venezuelan President to Change Country's Name
When the smoke clears on the latest round of constitutional changes, what was once Caracas will become Chavez, capital of the new Kingdom of Hugovia.
Pop Tarts: Beyonce Suffers Wardrobe Malfunction at Canada concert
The ebony enchantress is grateful to Janet Jackson for keeping her 'abreast' of the latest 'coming out' crowd pleasing 'tips.'
Survey: Seniors Enjoying Sex Well Into Their Eighties
However, the vast majority of them don't remember it the next day.
NAACP: Michael Vick Should Return to NFL
Hopefully, what the dastardly dog destroyer will return to the NFL are his lucrative multi-million-dollar contract, his uniform, his endorcements...
Report: Pigeon Poop Contributed to Minnesota Bridge Collapse
Experts claim that had the 'birdie byproduct' not helped hold the structure together, it would have collapsed years earlier.
Two Italian teens from feuding families die in bizarre suicide pact
Shakespeare brought in for questioning; police say only English Lit majors ever get this joke.
Bush admits Iraq had no WMDs - declares war on himself
"I'm no longer with me, so I must be against me - right?" explains deeply confused President
U.S. Postal Service issues new commemorative stamp honoring America's prostitutes
Stamp costs 41 cents, but if you want to lick it that's 10 cents extra.