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Fiddler crabs now rapping

Fiddler crabs on the east coast have laid down their fiddles and have started rapping. The United Crab Union stated" We were just sick of fiddlin'"

written by Boone Adams, 23 August 2007
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Boy Suspended for Drawing a Gun in School

When asked the reason for the suspension, school officials drew a blank.

written by TomFoolery, 23 August 2007
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Venezuelan President to Change Country's Name

When the smoke clears on the latest round of constitutional changes, what was once Caracas will become Chavez, capital of the new Kingdom of Hugovia.

written by TomFoolery, 23 August 2007
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Pop Tarts: Beyonce Suffers Wardrobe Malfunction at Canada concert

The ebony enchantress is grateful to Janet Jackson for keeping her 'abreast' of the latest 'coming out' crowd pleasing 'tips.'

written by TomFoolery, 23 August 2007
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Survey: Seniors Enjoying Sex Well Into Their Eighties

However, the vast majority of them don't remember it the next day.

written by TomFoolery, 23 August 2007
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NAACP: Michael Vick Should Return to NFL

Hopefully, what the dastardly dog destroyer will return to the NFL are his lucrative multi-million-dollar contract, his uniform, his endorcements...

written by TomFoolery, 23 August 2007
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Report: Pigeon Poop Contributed to Minnesota Bridge Collapse

Experts claim that had the 'birdie byproduct' not helped hold the structure together, it would have collapsed years earlier.

written by TomFoolery, 23 August 2007
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Two Italian teens from feuding families die in bizarre suicide pact

Shakespeare brought in for questioning; police say only English Lit majors ever get this joke.

written by websmuggler, 23 August 2007
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Bush admits Iraq had no WMDs - declares war on himself

"I'm no longer with me, so I must be against me - right?" explains deeply confused President

written by websmuggler, 23 August 2007
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U.S. Postal Service issues new commemorative stamp honoring America's prostitutes

Stamp costs 41 cents, but if you want to lick it that's 10 cents extra.

written by websmuggler, 23 August 2007
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