Spoof news snippets from Monday 20 August 2007
Lohan snorts Hilton's Ashes
Lindsay Lohan reportedly has snorted the cremated remains of Paris Hilton's grandfather
Satan has "Room All Ready" for Leona Helmsley
"It's very tastefully appointed," Satan said of the room prepared for the immenent arrival of the "Queen of Mean," who died August 20. He added that he "hasn't been this excited about a new arrival since Saddam Hussein."
Stock Market Takes a Plunge
Sales in swimwear up by 30%
Scientists in Idaho have discovered what appears to be a Hitachi Microwave in the Fossil Record. Histroy, Science, Time, whole world scuppered.
It's official: none of these spoof snippets is funny
except of course for mine, says websmuggler
Minneapolis bridge collapses, cars plunge into river, motorists drown
Ted Kennedy comments, "Well! Maybe now they know how it feels!"