Spoof news snippets from Friday 17 August 2007
Everyone Officially Sick of "Hey There Delilah"
Most surveyed said they would rather be killed by a car bomb than hear the Plain White T's song one more $%&@& time for pete's sake already...
White House saves years, thousands of lives, billions of dollars.
Admits defeat in Iran.
Dow Jones falls again, scrapes knee
Ontario, CA (Faux News) Dow Jones, aged 12 , fell and scraped his knee again during softball practice, His biggest fall since February. The news of this event caused wide spread worry and triggered a crisis in the sub-prime loan industry.
Man who re-invented himself sues himself for patent infringement
Olympia, WA - (Faux News) Fred Faul, a former street tramp appeared in court today. Uniquely, he will sit as both plaintiff and defendent. His defense attorneys argued that Faul is not guilty by reason of insanity after drinking kerosene and giving oral sex to Japanese men.