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Yellow only in it for the money

Yellow, the stingiest of the all the colours said today that she only did the Simpsons colour for the money. Like most of the daffodils, as well, we would imagine.

written by Ben Macnair, 16 August 2007
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Morph is now holding up posters

Tony Hart, beloved presenter of Arts programmes for 1970's kids said that Morph was humanely destroyed, and now holds up the posters in his study. Chad was nowhere to be seen either.

written by Ben Macnair, 16 August 2007
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Mary-Kate Enraged Over Kingsley Kiss

"It wasn't even in the script…especially the spittle and groping…I mean, by the time I figured out what was going on, we were at his camper on the set and I had a hickey…"

written by Johnny Ovaltine, 16 August 2007
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Fudge Packers Tired of Being the Butt of Jokes

"Ever since they changed the name of the piece of the expressway that runs by the factory to 'Hershey Highway' it's been nothing but trouble."

written by Johnny Ovaltine, 16 August 2007
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I forgive the Wolf

Today Little Red Riding Hood said that she has forgiven the big bad wolf for the years of trauma that he put her through.

written by Ben Macnair, 16 August 2007
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Man found in Mouse

A tiny little man was found today, sleeping inside a Computer Mouse. The Mouse was unavailable for comment, but the little man ran away with the spoon.

written by Ben Macnair, 16 August 2007
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Busker's shock

Busker's will now be fined a fixed penalty every time they play either 'Streets of London' or 'House of the Rising Sun'. Ralph Mctell was not available for comment.

written by Ben Macnair, 16 August 2007
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Dust Mites

A Spokesman for Dust Mites.com said: 'If you people could see what what we do, you would never sleep again'

written by Ben Macnair, 16 August 2007
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