Spoof news snippets from Monday 13 August 2007
David Beckham Seen
Footballer David Beckham was today spotted buying new laces for his football boots.
Mel Gibson has not been in the news for a while. We thought we would mention him again.
Sue Pollard in new film
80's television star Su Pollard is the favourite to play Bella Emberg in the forthcoming Biopic of Russ Abbott, Atmospheres.
No Beard, No Deal
TV Favourite Noel Edmonds has been told by Channel 4 BigWigs that if he ever shaves, he will lose his lucrative job.
Gambler Down to Last Quarter Wins 50 Cents
"I'm quitting while I'm ahead," said Dave Dipschiett of Las Vegas, who says he plans to use his winnings to open a retirement account.