Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 4 April 2007
Truth is Finally Out
After over six years in office, President Bush candidly revealed why he never negotiates: He's just never been able to say or spell 'that word'.
Stevie Wonder Loses Golf Tournament
(AP) West Palm Beach, FL -- Stevie Wonder took a beating from Tiger Woods at the Honda Classic yesterday with a loss of 3278 over par. Wonder was reported to have swung unsuccessfully 671 times at tee off. He was later seen driving his golf cart into the water hazard on the 11th hole.
Researchers Discover Enzymes to Convert other Blood Groups to Universal Group 'O'
Vampires are ecstatic. 'O' is their favorite flavor.
Scientists Say There Might Be Caves on Mars
Osama bin Laden delighted to hear it.
Spoof Editors Angered At President Bush
Editors of Spoof, the irreverent and irrelevant web site based in Britain, are so angered by President Bush making the site unlawful, they are taking it off the web. "He can just go wii" said one.