Spoof news snippets from Sunday 29 April 2007
God Angry With Alaska
God, tired of idol worship and every inconceivable act of evil, has frowned on Alaska.
Computer simulates mouse brain
We can now replace George Bush
Gnarly Erik and CalJennings Have a Showdown
CCN - Today, Gnarly Erik and CalJennings met halfway between Texas and Alaska to have a showdown. Gnarly, donning his snowshoes, and Cal, in a cowboy hat, prepared for the battle with such vicious weapons as sarcasm, and the soft cushion, as used in the Spanish Inquisition.