Spoof news snippets from Friday 27 April 2007
Bicycle stolen every 71 seconds!
Why do so many people want the same bike?
Repulsive Rove Rumored to Rival Rasputin's Repugnant Reputation
White House Chief of Staff said to be a 'dickless, witless, soulless, odious' wonk, putrid and worthless with weirdness.