Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 25 April 2007
Bush: I'm Size 9
George W Bush today dismissed reports he was a size 8 shoe and declared "I'm a Nine".
Arrest in Kangaroo Murder
Rolf Harris was today arrested on suspicion of murdering his Kangaroo.
Blair rejects leak inquiry call
"I will take a leak when ever I bloody want to!"
Boris Yeltsin Update
He's still dead
Britney Spears Itchy and Red in 'Spots'
CCN - Britney Spears has apparently been moaning and complaining about shaving herself bald because she has developed ugly, itchy, red patches. Britney has declared she will never shave again! She said, "I can't stand the itching and scratching. My head itches too."
Wal-Mart to Offer Abortions in Store
Critics howl they've gone too far!