Spoof news snippets from Monday 23 April 2007
Heads on Easter Island missing!
Iran denies involvement.
Guns Don't Kill People
But damn, it sure makes it easier.
Crew missing in Chile boat fire
Iran denies any involvement.
Alberto Gonzales is the cause of global warming!
New study suggests the Attorney General is responsible for the Earth's rising temperatures. "All the hot air he was spewing at the Congressional hearings contributed greatly to global warming" says Harvard study.