Spoof news snippets from Sunday 22 April 2007
Scientists Discover 'Red' Color a Menace to Civilization
'Red' states now reclassified as 'wine' states. Evangelicals riot nationwide & overseas too.
Bush's Rubber Duck Refuses to Attend Wedding
CCN - Bush was upset when he learned that his Rubber Duck, or Ducky as Bush puts it, has declined the invitation to his wedding to Tony Blair.
Tiger Woods Attacked by Tiger in the Woods
(Orlando, FL) Tiger Woods was attacked by a tiger in the woods last night while camping with his wife. She reportedly yelled "FORE!" before the tiger attacked, but it was too late. Tiger is said to be recovering at a local hospital with only minor injuries.
President Bush gets Wedding Jitters
CCN - Washingon, D.C. - President Bush was visibly showing signs of wedding jitters as the details of his wedding to Prime Minister Tony Blair move forward.
George W. Bush Will Not Be Prejudiced By Truths
Administration says firm hand needed when nation is threatened and president can not be influenced by facts
God Very Disappointed in G.W. Bush
God called him on Sunday to offer 'born again' salvation but no one home.
Bush chimes in with two cents worth on Bush/Blair wedding
"You kin have anyone sing and fiddle fer us but them homo lesbian commie pinko rode hard n' put away wet Dixie Chicks."
Sir Elton John and Sir Paul McCartney to Play at Blair/Bush Wedding
CCN - London - Sir Elton John and Sir Paul McCartney are scheduled to play at the Blair/Bush wedding. Blair was delighted at the news.