Spoof news snippets from Saturday 21 April 2007
Mandleson to be bridesmaid
Peter Mandleson has confirmed he has been approached by the Pm to be his bridesmaid. more soon.
Blair: Brown is best
Tony Blair today declared that his favourite colour is Brown and not blue as originally thought. More to Follow
Blair: Marry me George
Tony Blair today asked for George W Bush's hand in marriage. More soon.
"TomTom to blame" for Presidential delay
President Bush arrived a day late at New York to address the UN. He claimed his TomTom sat nav directed him via the Tyne Tunnel.
Catholic Church Changes Teaching about Limbo
Unbaptized babies CAN go to heaven after all, but only after being forced to listen to 100 hours of singing by Sanjaya.
Department of Homeland Security Outlaws the Concept of Concepts
"Too many citizens are being confused between administration positions and reality"
Cape Kennedy Gunman had Writting on inside of Arm with Black Pen
- Arm inscription read: FED EXMAIL