Spoof news snippets from Monday 2 April 2007
Osama Plays Huge April Fool's Joke On President Bush!
Osama Bin Ladin e-mails offer of surrender to excited President Bush before messaging 'GOTCHA, INFIDEL!" Freely admits to once diddling Laura. Asks Allah for forgiveness but tells Dubya to 'go piss up a rope'. Bush lost, confused, angry - i.e., like normal.
Indian Couple Commits Suicide Over the Death of Their Dog
Distraught over the loss, the grief-stricken pair inadvertently gorged themselves on the tainted dog food that sent their late loved one to poochie heaven, only to join him not long after.
Korean Government declares owner of adult dog a 'vegetarian'. Owners of two or more declared 'ranchers'.